Hello my lovelies!
This might sound like a bizarre request, but does anyone that doesn’t drink actually enjoy Real Ale Festivals? Because if you do, and you live on the Isle of Wight, you could be the man/woman to save the day!
Me and Tim are playing at Rookley Real Ale Festival on Friday Night. Now there is one problem. As it’s a small event, with a tiny budget, we’re getting paid in beer.
Now in the 1960’s it wouldn’t have been a problem. We just get smashed and then drive home.
Drink driving is for mugs.
If anyone fancies giving me and young Timothy a lift, we’ll forever be in your debt!
We’ll pay petrol, get you free entrance to the Festival and chuck you a couple of copies of the album.
Email me at email@example.com.